• Black Panther

    Black Panther

    All of you are bad at watching movies, talking about movies, and understanding politics.

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    Yes, Noah Baumbach. I, too, have seen Hannah and Her Sisters.

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    I find it amusing that Nolan is so seemingly obsessed with time and yet does such a consistently poor job at depicting it.

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A lot of reviewers have keyed into the way this observes how Connie's privilege allows him to keep bucking the system until it has no choice but to arrest him, but to me this is also a powerful story about an emotional abuser and his undeniable love for his brother, who is also his biggest victim. What makes the Safdies' film incredible is how it is able to simultaneously make me root for Connie on his journey to free his…

  • Death Note

    Death Note

    ½

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ADAM WINGARD SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Atomic Blonde

    Atomic Blonde

    Not very good, but it's about a hot bisexual woman kicking ass so obviously whatever objective concerns I might have about this film are trumped by how much I subjectively identified with its lead.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Aggressively okay (as per usual Marvel standards), to the point that it often stifles whatever potential something like this could have had.

    Comments about how John Hughesy this film is upset me because there's nothing really John Hughes about this. It has way more in common with something like Easy A. What upsets me further is that Spider-Man meets John Hughes is actually a great idea for a Spider-Man film and this is nowhere near any of that.

    But whatever.…

  • War for the Planet of the Apes
  • The Big Sick

    The Big Sick

    If Judd Apatow actually hired an editor for one of his films it would be a lot like this.

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    That Barry White music cue is pure fucking sex.

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    The last half hour of this is deliciously Bay at his most gonzo, but you have to get through an hour and 40 minutes of absolutely boring nonsense to even get to it.

  • Rough Night

    Rough Night

    I understand there are budgetary reasons to limiting the scope of a film to a beach house but how in the fuck do you set a film like this in Miami and not make use of the many differing locales this city has to offer for a plot like this?