CinemaCl🎃wn

An absolute #horror of a human being.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings Collection
  • Jurassic Park
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Matrix

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  • The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer

    ★★★½

  • The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity

    ★★★½

  • The Human Condition I: No Greater Love

    ★★★½

  • Autumn Sonata

    ★★★½

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  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★

    A cinematic achievement infused with a level of artistry & labour of love that's seldom seen in movies anymore, much less a remake, West Side Story presents the greatest filmmaker of all time fulfilling his lifelong dream of making a good old-fashioned, conservative musical by taking on what many consider to be one of its genre's touchstones and then outclassing it in all aspects with such breathtaking bravado that it makes the 1961 original seem wholly redundant now.

    Directed by Steven…

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    One of the absolute worst Best Picture Oscar winners I've seen to date, West Side Story is as bland as it is boring and has dated so badly that nearly everything about it looks laughable & uninteresting. A flavourless & featureless musical that only gets more tedious & frustrating as it progresses, the film is all the more bogged down by its sappy romance, wooden acting, dull pace & flat execution.

    Directed by Robert Wise & Jerome Robbins, the story is narrated in two acts…

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  • The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer

    The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer

    ★★★½

    A three-film saga chronicling the journey of a Japanese pacifist who continues to find his morals at crossroads with his duties to his country while trying to survive the oppressive regime & imperialist ideology of World War II-era Japan, The Human Condition is a mammoth undertaking that offers an honest observation of the uphill battle it always is for anyone trying to rise above a corrupt system and makes for an epic war drama that's grand in scope & exhaustive in narration.…

  • The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity

    The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity

    ★★★½

    A three-film saga chronicling the journey of a Japanese pacifist who continues to find his morals at crossroads with his duties to his country while trying to survive the oppressive regime & imperialist ideology of World War II-era Japan, The Human Condition is a mammoth undertaking that offers an honest observation of the uphill battle it always is for anyone trying to rise above a corrupt system and makes for an epic war drama that's grand in scope & exhaustive in narration.…

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    I look around, I look around, I see a lot of reviews for this classic. Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. Now if you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless post is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend…

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★★

    If you do not like this movie, I do not like you.