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An absolute #horror of a human being.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings
  • Jurassic Park
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Matrix

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  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

  • Robot Dreams

    ★★★

  • Poor Things

    ★★★★

  • Monster

    ★★★

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★

    From the bold, bizarre & brilliant filmmaker behind The Killing of a Sacred Deer & The Favourite comes yet another delightfully weird & wondrously wicked film with a whacky premise that may as well be his most accessible & entertaining work to date. Intriguing from the get-go, quirky to the bone, eccentric in its design & decoration and also powered by an astounding performance from Emma Stone, Poor Things is one of the best cinematic offerings of 2023.

    Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth, Alps & The…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★

    Making the impossible possible to achieve the unachievable yet again, Denis Villeneuve brings Frank Herbert's influential literary classic to the film canvas in ways that keeps all its boundless scope, breathtaking scale & astonishing intricacies in tact. Truly a masterwork of bold, ambitious & groundbreaking filmmaking that's crafted with meticulous care & told with deft composure, Dune is a visually spellbinding, thoroughly engrossing & surprisingly accessible adaptation of its unfilmable source and is the first great epic to surface since The Lord of the…

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Denis Villeneuve's Dune: Part Two is to his Dune what Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight was to his Batman Begins. A colossal improvement over an already impressive predecessor, it is the first true masterpiece of 2024 and is destined to be ranked amongst the greatest sci-fi spectacles of our time. A visually spellbinding blockbuster epic that needs to be experienced on the biggest screen possible, the scale, scope & ambition of what Villeneuve has crafted here is something the film canvas had been wishing & waiting for since the days of The Lord of the Rings.

  • Robot Dreams

    Robot Dreams

    ★★★

    Nominated for Best Animated Feature at the upcoming Academy Awards, Robot Dreams is an achingly bittersweet story about our intrinsic need for connection & companionship while also highlighting the several meaningful relationships we make, cherish, lose & move on from while journeying through the varying seasons of what we call life. Though the film is slightly drawn out and repetitive in its course, the simple animation, sincere emotions & wordless storytelling makes this Spanish-French tragicomedy a worthy sit that speaks directly to the soul, strikes a heartfelt chord and aptly portrays the painful absurdities of fate.

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    I look around, I look around, I see a lot of reviews for this classic. Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. Now if you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to…

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★★

    If you do not like this movie, I do not like you.