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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    I'm binging a series right now so I'm just gonna log this stupid thing everytime I finish a season to compensate for the time I spend on watching something that isn't loggable on lb.

    Gotta keep that year-end stats up to par.

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★★½

    It's a movie constructed entirely on paper from corporate mandated guidlines, with plot shifts being designated on such a beat-by-beat basis on a graph as to fulfill as many Disney quotas as posible within a single 2 hours runtime. Its horrid pacing and long-windedness are ultimately products from an absent of any coherent themes or theses, as it wanders for 90 minutes between an offbeat Disney children-story, a we-live-in-a-society-Joker ripoff, a heist movie, and a discount-Devil-Wears-Prada, all without the intentions…

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★½

    Return to nature = Nostalgia for pre-2008 neoliberalism

    An apolitical politcal film that camouflages itself behind the farcade of working-class representation to evade from prensenting any meaningful structural critique of American captalism as it continually dog whistle to corporationism as the preferred staple of rural prosperity by somehow equivilising its nostalgic for pre-2008 neoliberalism to the film's transcendentalist doctrine of returning to nature. And in its boutique brand of modern Hollywood commodification, subsequently abandons all interests in the economically marginalized…

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    Don't let the black casting distracts you from the fact that no one ask for this