The fine art of the short review.
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
Haven’t cried this hard for a raccoon since Raccacoonie got separated from Hibachi Chef.
Evil Dead Rise 2023
Evil Dead without Bruce Campbell is like having pizza without cheese, yeah I’ll eat it and even enjoy it, but is it pizza? Where is the cheese? Why the cheese grater?
Polite Society 2023
Proves my theory that once you have watched enough Hong Kong action cinema, you can’t be fooled by lazy and uninspired fighting choreographies. I call it The Wuxia Insight.
King Richard 2021
Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child there’s an abusive parent.
Another Round 2020
The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads dance several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.