Letterboxd — Your life in film

Yorgos Lanthimos twists the myth of Bambi into a cautionary tale of cosmic punishment and human hubris. A stark reminder that the universe will come to collect.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.

Josephine the monkey walked in a sailor suit wearing big shoes so that Betsy in Outbreak could run and spread the virus.

DADDY TOOK MY VIRGINITY - Twitchy hypersexual Greek girl with mummy issues seeks male for bondage relation full of love, laughter and vomiting. Lots of roleplay. Must love water sports. Meet me at the garden hole.

If it bleeds, we can bleed the franchise dry.

-20th Century Studios executives

A careless assembly line worker becomes an accidental hero by thwarting a jailbreak attempt fueled by late-stage capitalism cocaine mistaken for salt. In a nutshell: Cocaine is a hellluva drug.

A weightless criticism of social media and clout chasers. You could say it weights one Instagram.

Maybe the real incantation was the arthritis we developed along the way for constantly throwing up Buddhist gang signs.

One of the many traditions of French Christmas is to gather around the fire with your loved ones and watch clips of Vincent Cassel overacting. That, and incest. Don’t forget the incest.

In the beginning Malick created heaven and earth. Then Malick said, Let there be light: and there was light. Malick saw that the light was good and started filming. And then Malick said, Let there be daddy Issues. Then Malick blessed.

A film about the absolute extremes the tenants of a shithole apartment complex will go to clean their building from a severe case of pig infestation.

Nothing is more real than the masks we make to show each other who we really are.