I’ve been dealing with a lot of confusing emotions recently and this felt like a warm blanket which made everything feel simpler.
My dad fell asleep and my mum wasn’t impressed... I have since moved to live in Northern Italy, I have disowned them of their family status, I have changed my phone number and my name is now ‘Elio Olivandria’. I’ve found a lovely cave just underneath that waterfall and I have used my skill at finger painting to recreate Michael Stuhlbarg’s wonderful beard.
Oh and I now eat nothing but peaches.