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Favorite films

  • A Rage in Harlem
  • Cotton Comes to Harlem
  • Hell Up In Harlem
  • Harlem Nights

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  • Once Upon a Time in the West


  • The Shawshank Redemption


  • Candy Cane Lane


  • Sergio Leone: The Italian Who Invented America


Pinned reviews

  • Joyride



    Script is a little spotty in places, but the cast is solid and it is a great looking film. Solid songs and music by ELO. Would have been more effective if it didn't cop out, at the end.

    Writer/Director Chuck Russell was the Production Manager.

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    HooptoberX 2/34

    Perfect execution, great cast, effective score and true scares, tempered by wonderfully dark humor. It always feels fresh and continues to not age, sadly.

    What Jordan did for generations to come is unmatched in this century.

Recent reviews

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West


    A league of its own. Peerless camera work. Flawless editing. Inspired casting. Some guy made some music for it, too. The yardstick for opening title sequences.

  • The Ref

    The Ref


    Holiday realism.

    Previously reviewed:

Popular reviews

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dear 1968:

    We made a film that has the following:

    -Female protagonist.
    -Whoops! Now an African-American protagonist.
    -It is in black & white.
    -It's all in one night! All in one one house!
    -We wait forever to even kind of tell you what's going on
    -People eat other people! You even get to see it!
    -Women die!
    -Kids die!
    -Kids kill their folks!
    -Brothers kill sisters!
    -Wait, everyone dies!
    -Whatever was happening has no conclusion!

    Please enjoy our film,

    George A.…

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High


    Life Lessons for Adolescents by Cameron Crowe

    -If you want your money back, there is a form to fill out
    -All the Action is in the food court
    -If a boy says anything remotely funny, laugh like you've never laughed before
    -There will be no eating in class
    -No shirt, no shoes, no dice
    -Do your own business on your own time but.......
    -....if we're together, it's OUR time
    -Ask for your waitress's phone number as part of your food…