Chloe L

worried about the fierce rate at which my to-watch list grows: i fear it may become sentient erelong

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Mummy
  • Dunkirk
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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  • Northanger Abbey

    ★★★★

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

  • Middle of Nowhere

    ★★★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

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  • Northanger Abbey

    Northanger Abbey

    ★★★★

    listen, it's a Jane Austen adaptation, I'm going to be here for it no matter what

    but this cast?? JJ Field can do NO wrong. this man knows about MUSLINS. he wears cropped little jackets. the look! on his face! as he drank soup! making eye contact! with felicity jones!

    felicity jones! carey mulligan! (carey mulligan's cleavage, goddamn!)

    northanger abbey (apparently lismore castle IRL) in the fog - gorgeous

    also, all the spicy horror fantasies were great

  • Middle of Nowhere

    Middle of Nowhere

    ★★★½

    really enjoyed the performances in this one

    i wish the film touched a little bit more on the family dynamics, since those scenes were so powerful

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  • Bedrooms and Hallways

    Bedrooms and Hallways

    ★★

    BISEXUAL

    THE WORD IS BISEXUAL

    JUST SAY IT

    AAAAAAAAAAARGH

    this could have been a perfectly fine mindless rom-com except for one thing: there are actually people who exist who aren't straight and aren't gay. they're called bisexuals. they exist. we exist. we aren't straight, we aren't gay, and there's a good number of us who aren't tortured or confused in anyway about this. the one mention we got was a dismissive throw-away, which i find a bit rich given the direction the film itself goes in.

  • Coney Island

    Coney Island

    ★★★★

    Absolutely gorgeous documentary. What a shame that I'll never be able to visit Steeplechase Park or Luna Park or Dreamland in the first decade of the twentieth century.