It's a rare thing to find a movie that claims the spot of your "least favorite movie of all time"...

Goodbye 'Human Centipede,' and hello to this weird-af, grotesque, rambling movie. I have a feeling you will be holding your rank for a good, long time.

Single and disheartened?

Find solace in knowing that somehow Alfred Molina can blink the pants off every single beautiful woman in the world.

Oh whatever, it’s way better than all of your 1-⭐️ reviews.

It’s a perfectly enjoyable origin story, with enough of my favorite super-hunks to make it satisfying.

Best viewed while multitasking and under the influence of wine.