Carrie Jarosinski

Just a casual movie goer.

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Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Up
  • Mrs. Doubtfire

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  • Fresh

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

  • Turning Red

    ★★★

  • The Adam Project

    ★★★

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  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    I’ve had a long-standing opinion that if you’re going to eat meat, why is eating humans so weird?! 

    We’re like cows, yes! Pigs, oh of course! But a horse? A monkey? A human? *gasp, the horror!*

    And if you’re going to make an argument for intelligence, I’m 100% certain that cattle and pigs have a higher state of consciousness than all of the dudes that ride around in trucks with oversized flags attached to the back.

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

    I was convinced for years after seeing this film that I needed to find somebody that knew how to masterfully execute an upside-down-kiss (preferably in the rain)…but I realize now that finding somebody who will empty the dishwasher and do the laundry has a much greater appeal.

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  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    An absolute abomination.

    In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

  • Radioactive

    Radioactive

    ★★★

    You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.















    * The element of surprise!

    See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

    Of course you didn’t.