Carrie Jarosinski

Just a casual movie goer.


Discovering good movies, one bad movie at a time.

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Up
  • Mrs. Doubtfire

Recent activity

  • Fresh


  • Spider-Man


  • Turning Red


  • The Adam Project


Recent reviews

  • Fresh



    I’ve had a long-standing opinion that if you’re going to eat meat, why is eating humans so weird?! 

    We’re like cows, yes! Pigs, oh of course! But a horse? A monkey? A human? *gasp, the horror!*

    And if you’re going to make an argument for intelligence, I’m 100% certain that cattle and pigs have a higher state of consciousness than all of the dudes that ride around in trucks with oversized flags attached to the back.

  • Spider-Man



    I was convinced for years after seeing this film that I needed to find somebody that knew how to masterfully execute an upside-down-kiss (preferably in the rain)…but I realize now that finding somebody who will empty the dishwasher and do the laundry has a much greater appeal.

Popular reviews

  • Scoob!


    An absolute abomination.

    In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

  • Radioactive



    You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.

    * The element of surprise!

    See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

    Of course you didn’t.