Just a casual movie goer.
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I’ve had a long-standing opinion that if you’re going to eat meat, why is eating humans so weird?!
We’re like cows, yes! Pigs, oh of course! But a horse? A monkey? A human? *gasp, the horror!*
And if you’re going to make an argument for intelligence, I’m 100% certain that cattle and pigs have a higher state of consciousness than all of the dudes that ride around in trucks with oversized flags attached to the back.
I was convinced for years after seeing this film that I needed to find somebody that knew how to masterfully execute an upside-down-kiss (preferably in the rain)…but I realize now that finding somebody who will empty the dishwasher and do the laundry has a much greater appeal.
You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.
* The element of surprise!
See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!
Of course you didn’t.