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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 16 Apr 2022 3

  I’ve had a long-standing opinion that if you’re going to eat meat, why is eating humans so weird?! 

  We’re like cows, yes! Pigs, oh of course! But a horse? A monkey? A human? *gasp, the horror!*

  And if you’re going to make an argument for intelligence, I’m 100% certain that cattle and pigs have a higher state of consciousness than all of the dudes that ride around in trucks with oversized flags attached to the back.

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched by Carrie Jarosinski 27 Mar 2022

  I was convinced for years after seeing this film that I needed to find somebody that knew how to masterfully execute an upside-down-kiss (preferably in the rain)…but I realize now that finding somebody who will empty the dishwasher and do the laundry has a much greater appeal.

Popular reviews

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  Scoob! 2020

  ★½ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 19 May 2020 3

  An absolute abomination.

  In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

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  Radioactive 2019

  ★★★ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 21 Jul 2020 1

  You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  * The element of surprise!

  See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

  Of course you didn’t.