Catwomen are not contained by the rules of society
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I believe that I am a honeybee

Favorite films

  • School of Rock
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Contact
  • EverAfter

Recent activity

  • Scream


  • Scream 4


  • Scream 3


  • The Humans


Recent reviews

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation


    This was fun and all, but Hugh Skinner being in this movie and the 23andme storyline really makes me want to incorporate this into the Mamma Mia cinematic universe somehow

  • Scream



    I couldn't believe how effective this was, given that I knew so many of the plot points going in! It's amazing how genuinely scary it was while also being such a hilarious meta commentary. Also now I understand why that one episode of Boy Meets World was so funny.

    "There's a formula to it! A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect!!"

Popular reviews

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her


    This was so fun and weird and campy, why did I have the impression it was going to be so much darker?? I loved all three leads playing against type. Meryl Streep was absolutely amazing of course, and it was delightful to see Bruce Willis as this milquetoast character channel some John McClane moves on a rooftop. Goldie Hawn is the queen of comedy, full stop. 

    “She is a woman, Ernest, a woman. From Newark, for God's sake.”

  • All My Friends Hate Me

    All My Friends Hate Me


    Comedy is not the right genre to describe this movie, neither is horror. Can we introduce terror as a genre?  “Terror is the feeling of dread and apprehension at the possibility of something frightening, while horror is the shock and repulsion of seeing the frightening thing.”

    Unnerving and effective. Why it resonates with me probably says too much about my current emotional state 😂