claire 🌡

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devilishly charming & definitely up to no good * ˚ ✦
24 | she/her

Favorite films

  • Coraline
  • American Psycho
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Spirited Away

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  • Swiss Army Man

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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  • Alice in Wonderland

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

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  • Twilight

    Twilight

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    when supermassive black hole started playing i actually ascended into a higher plane of existence

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

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    my mom would pull the same shit if i missed one (1) singular text from her

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  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

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    was the script clever or was it just written by my ten year old brother and his homies

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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    verbinski really did the impossible in 2003 by increasing the percentage of hot people allowed in one singular movie by 1000%

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    you would not believe how fast the theater emptied during the graveΒ scene. in a way it was almost….beautiful. poetic even!

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

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    and on the fifth day god said let the white dad make it his innate responsibility to pull a motivational speech out of his ass at every inopportune moment