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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • The Handmaiden
  • Spirited Away
  • What We Do in the Shadows

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  • We're the Millers

    We're the Millers


    oh to be will poulter and get to simultaneously make out with jennifer aniston and emma roberts

  • Blue Is the Warmest Color

    Blue Is the Warmest Color


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i have such a complicated relationship with this film. 

    on one hand, it somehow incorporates everything that makes lgbt+ films exploitative and problematic:
    - an older gay peruses a relationship a baby gay knowing that they’re underage (FIFTEEN in this case) 
    - the age-old cliché of a bisexual woman cheating on her female partner with a man
    - extended graphic lesbian sex scenes which are extraordinary unrealistic and cater largely to the male gaze (notice that all the people commenting…

Recent reviews

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination


    i just know i’m gonna be anxious as fuck when i get on a plane next week

  • Blood Freak

    Blood Freak


    this is your brain on drugs

Popular reviews

  • Zoolander



    all three stars are for david bowie’s cameo. legend

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada


    anne hathaway?? is?? supposed to be?? not skinny???