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  • Dracula
  • Moonstruck
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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    ½

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    ★★★★★

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ½

    everyone in this movie looks old like if i showed them to my mom she’d be like “that’s a 28 year old? oh dear” . remember when everyone was like lena dunham is too ugly to hook up with patrick wilson, that’s me right now calling everyone in this movie ugly. i think this is my third review in a row pertaining to lena dunham who for the record i do NOT think is ugly but a great talent, unlike SOMEONE in this movie who i hate to inform will NEVER be famous….

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