• Dune

    Dune

    i don’t think it’s particularly boring or that there’s too much exposition or that it’s lit badly, i just think it’s a bunch of thoughtful scenes and images smushed together with no real big idea. more importantly no one in this one except rebecca ferguson is a movie star; it’s just also kind of some people good at random things smushed together. idk when everyone decided denis has the juice but he simply doesn’t lmbo

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    ★★★★★

    quite literally moves me to tears with the grace it gives. takes so seriously the desperation for attention and how this moment changed celebrities and being social and money. i feel so sad for these loser kids who felt close to being cool and believed getting closer was worth trying, life or death. it’s all so ridiculous but i understand and the movie makes me understand even more clearly that all the stuff and feelings were and are real, ridiculous…

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ½

    literally illegible on every level like girl kuleshov EFFECT 💜 if jar jar were there it would be Meesa Frankenstein

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    wordy slop made for people who debate whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich because they’re starved for intellectual stimulation. the holdovers is that for people starved for emotional validation, but that was more understandable to me and thus less annoying. inoffensive: premise, style, dog. offensive: french, tv movie.

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    literally so good 😀 i’m stupid

  • The Aviator

    The Aviator

    i carry around a mini spray bottle of alcohol to spray on things before i touch them 😀

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    mark ruffalo is married to a woman named Sunrise 😁

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    if i were the brother i would be like bro here’s some GABAPENTIN.. let’s get this show on the road. then i would go back to workin on my giant YENTL poster in the CITY OF ANGELS 🌴 🎥

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★★★

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    Shailene Woodley is Elena Ferrante

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★★★

    you put the pillow out with the slippers and the toothbrush and the toothpaste

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    i hated many, many moments of this but have spent a decade telling everyone that if 1) a girls cast member is briefly in a movie and/or 2) there are hot people in it (the kind of hot that ruffalo is not abbott), the movie will be beloved by me and others. i’m not going to go back on those things now, as they have proven again true: i enjoyed as many moments of this as i hated because of those aspects and more, including the resemblance of some sets to the interior of Eataly