• Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    enjoyable for all ages. the visuals are godlike and got fun for days. if you wanna see some minion ass, this is also the movie to watch

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde


    i hate law students for some reason

  • Nine to Five

    Nine to Five


    dream blunt rotation

  • Hero



    hero fucking shreds. exquisite action, impeccable visuals. a masterpiece when it comes to storytelling. holy shit moments from the first minute until the last. rashomon on drugs, probably.

  • Enter the Dragon

    Enter the Dragon


    bruce lee is truly electric in this role. unfortunately, when he's not on the screen, the whole thing seems flat. some scenes go insanely hard, though. the last fight is action cinema 101 for real for real

  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman


    i would not kiss richard gere either! let me be

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    before sunset also known as try to not fall in love with julie delpy challenge

    p.s. i’m a mess and i want to die. i’ll never be happy and i only know suffering and pain

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    when he enters the mattress shop and says, 'i have a love in my life. it makes me stronger than anything you can imagine'. pta is absolutely insane for this. crying. throwing the fuck up.

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    bridget jones running in the snow wearing only underwear and a jacket is what cinema's all about

  • Blue Jay

    Blue Jay


    some months ago this friend told me this movie reminded her of us. i still don't get the comparison but I'm happy to know that one day we'll have one hell of a day and then yell at each other

  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill


    totally my shit. i would go absolutely insane for hugh grant in this movie too.

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    i dont remember the last time i left the movie theater this mad. what an awful, awful film.

    the direction is really abhorrent. taika waititi lost all of his talents in recent years for sure. every frame is ugly as shit, the CGI is laughable and everyone looks like they'd rather be anywhere else. the jokes? almost begging for people to laugh.

    sometimes in these movies, you can see some people really trying. really fucking trying. this is not the…