• Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle


    non-binary lesbians.

  • Midsommar



    ari aster yo ass needs to be in a fucking psych ward because what the fuck bro

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not


    samara weaving said “let’s eat the rich” and i think we should let ha

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden


    what a couple of besties!! i need a get a girl bestie like that 😌👭

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society


    “oh captain, my captain.” exactly robin williams exactly

  • Coraline



    a dark, witty cinematic masterpiece from my childhood.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    absolutely no men in sight. just two french lesbians yearning.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    krylo rent ugly ass is dead? cheers i’ll drink to that bro. 

    anyways... stan rey skywalker , rose tico , and finnpoe for clear skin

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    megan fox. that’s it. that’s the review.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    this film is a masterpiece. thats it.

  • Parasite



    all i will say is... BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY, BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM, BEST DIRECTOR, AND BEST MOTION PICTURE peridot! this entire film is.... POETIC CINEMA! bong joon-ho is the MVP