Cori DeTurk

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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★

    This series is sexy as fuck and it’s made me wanna start playing chess again! but I have a couple qualms. Firstly, Beth falls into the character trope of tough-hot-girl-with-no-emotions. She’s unreal to me. Her trauma is presented a bit too pretty, pretty to the point where it comes off as cheesy. Just my opinion. Secondly, Jolene is the black best friend trope and Beth doesn’t deserve Jolene’s kindness in the slightest. Beth is a bad friend to everyone supporting her, and…

  • 2 Dollars

    2 Dollars

    ★★½

    PLEASE MAKE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT SYD

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  • Looking for Alaska

    Looking for Alaska

    ½

    All of these teen flicks are so incredibly bad with really good soundtracks. In Looking For Alaska, the screaming flaw is HORRIBLE HORRIBLE ACTING! I don’t want to think about it any further, but it’s worth noting that Alaska’s character is thicc and specifically not skinny in the book! but they HAD to cast a skinny actress and like ok be like that ya fuckin YA fuckin tv show

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ½

    Cool effects but cheesy, predictable, bad writing, way too much exposition, too many surprise explosions, poorly written female characters who never look dirty or aged?? At least god is a woman (the mom) HAH