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  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Heat
  • Fight Club

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

  • Halloween

    ★★★½

  • Halloween II

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★

    Halloween (2018): “I will be the one that kills him”
    Halloween kills: “evil dies tonight”
    Halloween ends: “well… Halloween ends…”
    Halloween 4: “okay. It seriously ends now”
    Halloween 5: “now he’s actually gonna die”
    Halloween 6: “bro cmon man!!”
    Halloween 7: “just…one last time”
    Halloween 8: “no we’re serious this time”
    Halloween 9: “maybe just…one more?”
    Halloween 10: MICHAEL MYERS X
    Ha11oween: “heh see what I did there? This is some real fast and furious crap”
    Halloween 12: MICHAEL VS…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★½

    I don’t think I can watch anymore horror movies in people’s houses with more than one person. It felt like every FRIKEN SCENE we were pausing to discuss the “character dynamics” of some goddamn nobody who’s gonna die in five minutes. IT COMPLETELY RUINED THE TENSION IN ALMOST EVERY SCARY SCENE

    This isn’t friken Star Wars guys, honestly who gives a crap what continuity it takes place in, WE DON’T NEET TO PAUSE FOR 20 MINUTES TO TALK ABOUT IT…

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★

    Yikes, good movie but I definitely don’t want to be seeing it again. Also I’d have to agree with a point a friend brought by saying 
    “It’s not the kind of movie you want to see with friends”

    Battle of the simps was a hard film to get through and it was even harder with some of the scenes I had to sit through with the bois 

    I guess Adam driver has been a genocidal manic, a divorced husband, a racist, and now a rapist. Wonder what he’ll be next. 

    Oh yeah…. Gucci…..

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★

    Shut up marvel fans…. This isn’t my favorite marvel movie….It’s my 25th least favorite