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  • Gore Whore

    Gore Whore


    "All my life they had control but in my death the tables have turned."

    Gore Whore is a 90s shot in shiteo trash flick made by some guys with a camera. As you'd expect the story is very out there, the image is blurry and pixelated, they use every opportunity they can to show off tits, the audio is terribly edited, people are hard to understand and there is a constant wall of noise over all of it.
    But for…

  • Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    "I love art! Art! Art!"

    A friend recommended me this gem and I couldn't say no.

    This is a straight up pink eiga (softcore porn) film directed by Sion Sono. He also stars in it in multiple roles apparently.
    It's all about competing people doing pottery with different lewd body parts like using the "blowjob technique" or the "breast technique".

    The story is all over the place and makes no sense. It was hard to follow even though the core…

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  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs


    I think this is the first crawlspace film I have seen now and I have a feeling I won't find a better one.
    The People Under the Stairs is more a dark comedy than a strict horrorfilm. It's basically about a young Afroamerican boy who gets trapped in the house of a really weird woman and man who keep anything from escaping the house, including their tortured daughter and the people they imprisoned in the basement, one of which found…

  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now


    Main Feature for Russman's Letterboxd Movie Night XXIV

    Torture... Pure torture...
    If it wasn't for that goddamn contract I signed with my own blood to get into Russman's "Club of the Cool Kids" I might have chosen the easy way out by chewing some cyanide. But I guess a Russboy must do what a Russboy must do...

    So.... The journey through Neil Breen's movies continues. Last time we watched Double Down which I was prepared for. I knew what I…