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  • Meet the Feebles

    Meet the Feebles


    "I want this fudge pecker illuminated!"

    Meet the fucking Feebles. Hands down my favorite Peter Jackson movie. Hands down one of my all-time favorite movies. I don't know why I have kept this at the low rating of 7/10 during my previous watches, but I will up this to the well deserved 9/10 for this. I fucking love this disgusting pile of filth.

    Meet the Feebles, for those of you who havn't seen the light yet, is a parody of…

  • Auschwitz



    "You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

    Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

    This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and making deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image, he makes fun of his critics and builds up a solid infamy that…

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  • Looks That Kill

    Looks That Kill

    Looks That Kill is one of those movies with a wildly stupid concept at the core of its plot - I will never stop laughing every time I hear the phrase "lethally attractive" - and it's almost impossible to go in without expecting a braindead shitshow.
    To be fair, the cinematography wasn't terrible for the most part. The movie didn't look as cheap and lifeless as I had expected it to be. But aside from that, this movie just hits…

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo


    Although I'd never call Finding Nemo amazing, it's definitely one of the Pixar films I enjoy more. The ocean setting alone is the reason for a lot of that as it gives the movie a lot of very nice locations. I just love the visuals of the jellyfish swarm or the minefield. Also the creatures, like that gorgeously creepy angler fish.
    The characters are all decently charming. Despite Dory being voiced by Ellen Degeneres, I still find her surprisingly endearing.…

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  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs


    I think this is the first crawlspace film I have seen now and I have a feeling I won't find a better one.
    The People Under the Stairs is more a dark comedy than a strict horrorfilm. It's basically about a young Afroamerican boy who gets trapped in the house of a really weird woman and man who keep anything from escaping the house, including their tortured daughter and the people they imprisoned in the basement, one of which found…

  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now


    Main Feature for Russman's Letterboxd Movie Night XXIV

    Torture... Pure torture...
    If it wasn't for that goddamn contract I signed with my own blood to get into Russman's "Club of the Cool Kids" I might have chosen the easy way out by chewing some cyanide. But I guess a Russboy must do what a Russboy must do...

    So.... The journey through Neil Breen's movies continues. Last time we watched Double Down which I was prepared for. I knew what I…