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  • Clean, Shaven

    Clean, Shaven


    A list sold this movie as “feel good” to me but it actually made me want to curl up into a tight ball and roll off the edge of a cliff.

  • Maximum Overdrive

    Maximum Overdrive


    If the D.A.R.E. campaign people really wanted to be successful, they’d screen this movie to middle schoolers as an example of how coke benders will genuinely turn you into an unhinged, raving lunatic.

    Also, I hope all of the stunt people were paid very well.

    Also also can someone PLEASE apply Donna Haraway’s “The Cyborg Manifesto” to this movie in an opinion piece or something.

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  • The Turin Horse

    The Turin Horse


    Bela Tarr's long shots force you to confront your own disposition, but more specifically, your ability to sit comfortably with yourself in the face of utter dejection. And I love that.

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China


    Kurt Russell cast as chief doofus= my favorite cinematic male archetype of all time