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  • West Side Story
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Double Indemnity
  • Halloween

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  • A View to a Kill

    ★★★

  • Written on the Wind

    ★★★★

  • Nobody's Fool

    ★★★

  • Lincoln

    ★★★★½

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  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★

    I really thought Tom Hanks was gonna toss that little girl off the fucking train

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  • A View to a Kill

    A View to a Kill

    ★★★

    Thrilling stuff when (and only when) Grace Jones and/or Christopher Walken are on screen. Joint! Slay!

  • Written on the Wind

    Written on the Wind

    ★★★★

    I feel drowned in its beauty

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  • It's Complicated

    It's Complicated

    ★★½

    Alec Baldwin skulks through Meryl’s life like the fucking Babadook.

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    ★★★★½

    If you’re not screaming during everything Joanna Gleason does, you’re not a true ally.