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  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary


    absolutely the fuck not. barely has any redeeming qualities. unoriginal, boring, derivative, uninspired, forgettable, and way more. a sloppy, generic hodgepodge of stupid horror tropes blended in with some of Kings themes from the novel. it’s about as scary as a gif of a puppy getting pet on the head very softly. i wish that King novels would get some decent adaptations nowadays but alas, i guess that won’t be happening anytime soon. at least the cat was cute.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    oh fuck this is happening isn’t it

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    tickets: booked
    avengers: assembled 
    mood: hype
    tear ducts: ready
    rocket: raccoon
    dick: hard

    let’s fuckin go april 25th at 6:30 babbbeeyyy

  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    if you slimy sons of bitches haven’t put this on your watchlists yet, Hiro Murai is directing his first feature! childish gambino and rihanna are set to star and it’s expected to pair with Gambinos last album. it comes out Saturday. don’t let this hoe flop y’all! hiro murai is a great director!