Eternals

Eternals

two and a half hours of people with no personality standing and sitting around in various grey shaded environments talking about who they are and what they do and how important all of it is. it occasionally cuts away to action that is both generic and laughably stupid (Dune cost about $50 million less than this and looks about a hundred times better) before more soul crushing exposition dumps. just a complete fucking embarrassment, another entry in this franchise trying to pretend it’s something, anything, more and falling flat on its face in the process. people have spent weeks crying about the negative reactions to this garbage, but if anything those initial reactions were being far too nice. can’t wait for every negative criticism of this dumpster fire to be called racist or whatever

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