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Favorite films

  • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
  • The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter
  • Come Drink with Me
  • Dirty Ho

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  • The Bead Game

    ★★★★★

  • Thunder

    ★★★★★

  • Spaceman

  • Thunder

    ★★★★★

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    tldr; i like movies. like too much.

    Look, it’s fucking cheesy but I’ve spent the last 19 years literally running in circles, so after retiring, my autistic brain had to latch onto some new form of goal accomplishment and here we are. Logging this marks 1000 hours of film I’ve watched in 2023 and holy fuck, I do not wish this upon anyone. This was never intended, but the joke turned into a possibility along the way, and now I…

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★

    In a 100m race, a professional athlete reaches 50% of their maximum velocity after only three steps. It then takes them almost another 50 metres to reach MaxV and only if everything goes right. I have absolutely no idea who it was, if it was Fincher, Netflix, or some other entity, but someone saw 'The Killer' take three amazing acceleration steps, tied its shoelaces together and watched it fumble and crawl its way to the finish without ever reaching the…

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  • The Bead Game

    The Bead Game

    ★★★★★

    Bill Wurtz going to jail for copyright

  • Thunder

    Thunder

    ★★★★★

    Good watch while I laugh over how much spaceman took from Solaris

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    The rewatch of Dune before this made me appreciate that film a lot more. I’m not confident the rewatch of this next week will have the same effect. So actual review to come on the next watch but I just wanna shoutout the companion dog in the cinema that was such a good boy. He did not bark or howl at any moment throughout the entire 6 hour ordeal. Every now and then he would do a shake and his ears and collar would flap and it sounded like applause that made some heavy moments fucking hilarious.

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★★

    Tim Curry. That’s it. That’s the five star review.