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Horny cinema enjoyer
(I update my favourites semi-regularly)

Favorite films

  • In the Cut
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Bull Durham
  • Wild at Heart

Recent activity

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé


  • Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain


  • Manhunter


  • Drop Dead Gorgeous


Pinned reviews

  • The Insider

    The Insider


    Holy fucking shit what a picture!! Incredible story that was told so well Mann is the GOAT. Superb performances across the board - the deposition scene in particular had me so gagged. Bruce McGill was in like 3 scenes but left a mark that echoed throughout the entire runtime.

    It’s easy to denigrate cigarette companies but it’s still pretty badass that Mann was able to release something this anti-corporate and damning of big news networks in ‘99. He’s just so fucking cool, please watch this one if you haven’t.

  • May December

    May December


    Todd Haynes has always been a master of letting the story be the centre piece of his films and boy this is no exception. By simply acting as an observateur he allows the 3 central performances to guide us through what is, at first, a darkly comedic journey which quickly turns into something much more harrowing.

    Natalie Portman delivered what is quite possibly a career best performance which is crazy to say considering how storied her career already is. Her…

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Popular reviews

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    i was already spearheading the colin farrell oscar campaign but now he NEEDS to win or i’m gonna do something drastic

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise


    julia roberts showing the girls how it’s done like no one will ever mother as hard as her