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  • Lahore Se Aagey

    Lahore Se Aagey

    CW: Rape

    My dear Pakistani friend has been *begging* me to watch this for at least a month now. I hate to disappoint her, but this movie was terrible and definitely not worth two precious, irretrievable hours of my life.

    DISCLAIMER: First off, I would like to clarify that I am not the intended audience for this movie. I am not Pakistani, and I do not speak Urdu, apart from a few basic Hindustani phrases. (Ap ka nam kya hai?…

  • What About Bob?

    What About Bob?

    ★★★★★

    I think everyone has at least one movie that has been unofficially elected a family favorite. It's the one movie that, without fail, your parents own on DVD, and will pop in at every reunion and get-together ever. It's the one movie that you and all your siblings, despite your usually radically different cinematic tastes*, laugh in key to and can quote by heart. Well, this is it for me. I have no idea how it assumed such an immortalized…

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  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★★

    I love this movie so much, that I refuse to watch T2. I'm just afraid it will disappoint me.

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    HOLY shit, this movie.

    On the surface, it's a romance, but it's really almost sci-fi-y the way it delves into our perception of time, transience, relativity, and the nature of existence.

    I just...

    Merde.