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  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★★

    My girlfriend almost broke up with me today. We haven't seen each other in two months due to quarantine. She called me and said she wanted to continue our relationship 5 or so hours later. The whole ordeal resulted in me having a panic attack.

    And yet somehow, at two in the morning after a night of crying alone in my bedroom with my dog giving me comfort nuzzles, I end up here.

    Columbus is my happy place. I can…

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    This movie...

    was so bad...

    that the theater was empty...

    on opening night.

    YIKES.

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  • Cyborg Hookers

    Cyborg Hookers

    ½

    The homes and I absolutely love watching really bad porn and doing commentary over it.

    Your Letterboxd favorites could never.

  • I'm Just F*cking with You

    I'm Just F*cking with You

    This is my first venture of Into The Dark.

    I'd like to have it removed please!

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  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

    ½

    Every single character in this film, aside from our absolute king Marco, deserved to fucking die.

    Noah is a sociopath, Elle is a manipulator, Lee is a spineless prick and Rachel is just sad.

    Two hours that can never be replenished.

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3, except it's a countdown movie directed by Ari Aster where every single piece of shit gets what they deserve and Marco lives on to the inevitable Kissing Booth 4, where the trilogy cycle begins again.