ColinDarsmells

Giving out these 5 stars like Halloween candy ^.^


Top 4 are the best first time watches from the previous month

Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Spencer
  • Speak No Evil
  • Pearl

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  • Private Property

    Private Property

    If they are so rich than why don't they get a bigger bed? That thing looks like a twin.

  • Men

    Men

    I promise if you stop the movie before the second act you’re gonna have a great time. Maybe 40 minutes? At least it’s better than annihilation.

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    Incredible. A truly unsettling movie. Cannot wait for the next Ari Aster movie. Our entire theater booed whenever the actor that played Christian appeared onscreen. One person said.... "yo fuck that asshole!" Everyone clapped for them. Go that person!

    My partner: Wait... is that... Sia?

  • Gretel & Hansel

    Gretel & Hansel

    ★★½

    Idiot 🌲🌲🌲

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