My reviews are a mix between my attempt at stand-up comedy and an in-depth PhD-level analysis.

Or most likely not even close to either.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Oldboy
  • Columbus
  • Cowboy Bebop

Recent activity

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park


  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


Recent reviews

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


    Forgot how absolutely entertaining this movie is. The action and set pieces are just perfect.

    The tank scene is one of the most well choreographed scenes I’ve personally ever seen. It has the perfect blend of Indy’s wit in combat, humor from Henry Sr. and Marcus, and engaging fight choreography. It didn’t go on long enough to where parts were repetitive but manages to full grasp your entertainment.

    Set design was perfect. Elliot Scott is THAT dude and deserves so…

  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park


    One of the most linear movies I’ve ever seen. You can tell what’s going to happen from a mile away. Doesn’t mean it was terrible, it just wasn’t as much of an adventure as the first one.

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Batman vs. 4chan

    The wait was LONG but it was so well worth it.

    This has been said a lot already, but this is so awfully similar to Se7en and Zodiac but with Batman. This movie felt it was The Dark Knight’s next door neighbor or little brother. Like it picks up where the Dark Knight left off.

    It was everything I wanted in a Batman movie. Great performances, an eerie score, “painting” cinematography, a high stakes unhinged villain, and…

  • After Yang

    After Yang


    "There's no something without nothing"

    After a stressful day of Sunday playoff football, this was exactly the kind of movie I needed. A movie where I can just turn my brain off and forget that the 49ers choked tf out of my Sunday.

    After Yang seemed like the brother of Ex Machina, a prequel to Under the Skin (there's a reference to the film in the movie), and had flashes of The Tree of Life

    The world has been dealt…