Colin the dude

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Favorite films

  • Cat People
  • Park Row
  • Grey Gardens
  • Runaway Train

Recent activity

  • Yes Man


  • Marley & Me


  • Moonrise


  • Duel


Recent reviews

  • The Lady Vanishes

    The Lady Vanishes


    All you need is a train and a missing person and you've got compelling cinema. Movement and mystery. Two great tastes that taste great together.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore


    1. The beasts were not fantastic nor did I care where they came from.

    2. The crimes were committed by Warner Bros. Grindelwald innocent.

    3. And the secrets. Ah, the secrets of dumb lore.

    Beyond the pale, this series. I mean, it's just beyond the pale. I have no words.

Popular reviews

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    Plays like a Hitchcock film, if Hitchcock was possessed by a demonic incubus.

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    A simple fact: action movies have been neutered, half-baked, half-written and served cold for children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Die Hard has aged into a lost art. It has a wholly original, unpredictable screenplay, crisp with sharp dialogue matched with badass line delivery through the mouths of believable human characters (This sentence alone cannot be attributed to a single modern action film). There is a tight plot that gradually escalates, accumulating ZERO gaps in logic equaling to not a single…