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The Lady Vanishes 1938

★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2023

All you need is a train and a missing person and you've got compelling cinema. Movement and mystery. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

½ Watched 30 Nov 2023 3

1. The beasts were not fantastic nor did I care where they came from.
2. The crimes were committed by Warner Bros. Grindelwald innocent.
3. And the secrets. Ah, the secrets of dumb lore.
Beyond the pale, this series. I mean, it's just beyond the pale. I have no words.

Blue Velvet 1986

★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jan 2013 9

Plays like a Hitchcock film, if Hitchcock was possessed by a demonic incubus.
Die Hard 1988

★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Dec 2012 44

A simple fact: action movies have been neutered, half-baked, half-written and served cold for children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Die Hard has aged into a lost art. It has a wholly original, unpredictable screenplay, crisp with sharp dialogue matched with badass line delivery through the mouths of believable human characters (This sentence alone cannot be attributed to a single modern action film). There is a tight plot that gradually escalates, accumulating ZERO gaps in logic equaling to not a single…