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Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Elvis
  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
  • The Fabelmans

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  • Roman Holiday

    ★★★★★

  • The Fabelmans

    ★★★★★

  • Strawberry Mansion

    ★★★★

  • Blow Out

    ★★★★★

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    Ephraim Winslow: aAueusudjnwsisbejeixxbebeooooooooooooksheudh

    Me: holy shit he’s just like me

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  • Roman Holiday

    Roman Holiday

    ★★★★★

    the first hour and a half of this movie being charming and delightful only to give way to such an utter devastation in the last half hour is a magic trick I’ll never get tired of. When you arrive at the scene wherein Anne leaves to return to the palace and Joe is left in the car, waiting, silently crying, hoping that she’ll turn back but knowing that she won’t…. the heart breaks! And the final scene, where they say goodbye in silence, knowing that so much is unsaid! A beautiful sadness! One of the best pictures ever made.

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★★

    every single actor in this movie is giving an all timer performance…. Spielberg really is the master

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★

    Dude the 90s were LAWLESS. Mr. Morgan straight up said a student was gonna get bitch slapped. The guidance counselor was writing porn. Jared Leto was the ideal man. There were no rules.

  • Soul

    Soul

    “Pixar is dead” I type into my letterboxd review of a film I’ve only seen the teaser trailer for. Oh Yeah, I think, This’ll make me the most popular letterboxd user of all time.