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  • Children of Men
  • Buffalo '66
  • Victoria
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

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  • What?

    ★★★★

  • Demonlover

    ★★★

  • Mapplethorpe

    ★★★★

  • TÁR

    ★★★½

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  • What?

    What?

    ★★★★

     What in the macchiato was this fettuccini linguini bowl of messy minestrone prosciutto soup was this ? 

    This had some of the most outrages and over the top performances I may have ever seen?

    Like poor lost and innocent Alice stumbling into wonderland , but instead stumbles upon a picturesque unruly madhouse of a hotel littered with demented and fanatical characters that I personally adored and fell in love with the dada like humour and nonsense demeanour like being whipped…

  • Demonlover

    Demonlover

    ★★★

    Probably the oddest most strangest movie going experience I may have ever had ? This violated my eye socket pocket and my holiest of holes but still managed to keep me in my seat, eagerly wanting to know why this movie exists … ahhh yes , it is French 😂 

    It’s this incredibly long spy espionage tale of 2 company’s fighting for the rights to this Japanese online manga porn website , whilst corruption within the company , plot twists…

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why does sub zeros eyes look like Mini me’s eyes when he didn’t get his fix of Belgium chocolate ? 

    Expect every single line in this, (somewhat of a train wreck of a story ) to be an exposition or a story plot driven sentence that makes you want to peel your face off, pull the spine out of your hollow body and floss your toochus with it , which by the way ... never happens and If you a…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★½

    First half was incredibly strong. Brilliantly paced with  the mystery and detective noire feeling and what Gotham had to offer. Gimme dat Se7en and Zodiac energy. 


    Seeing villains scared of the shadows and Batman not showing up behind them actually giving me shivers and accurately shows us the fear that Batman brings. 


    The phenomenal breathtaking car chase with incredible audio design once again holding onto my seat fearing for my life…… 



    And then the second half got somewhat pretty messy. Alittle lost here and there. 




    And then …. Paul Dano sang Ave Maria and I shit my pants…. Not in a good way