Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ★★½

Scary hook-nosed banking gnomes or whatever aside, I'm into how even the wizard world is susceptible to the whims of capital and conspiracies of cabalistic elites who control us with their arcane powers.

Haha, just kidding. Anyway this is both relatively dull and refreshingly unfreighted compared to later installments.