Favorite films

  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Big Fish
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • You've Got Mail

    ★★★★★

  • Gerald's Game

    ★★★★

  • The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

  • The Mask

    ★★★½

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  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★★★

    I’m gonna start this out by saying - I might be drunk. 

    But like. This is the cutest and funniest movie. I don’t know if it would translate as well for the newer generations watching it for the first time, not understating the anticipation of waiting for your dial up to connect, or exploring chat rooms. But like. It’s so cute. Little shop girl and big bad fox book stores with their constant missed connections until they realize who each other are. 

    Idk man. I love it. What a classic.

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

    ★★★★

    Idk man, I wouldn’t mind staying in bed for two days with my dog....

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  • Jeepers Creepers 3

    Jeepers Creepers 3

    ½

    I like some pretty terrible movies - like, some of my favorite movies are HORRIBLE to most reviewers, and I still enjoy them. 

    But this might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

  • The Mask

    The Mask

    ★★★½

    Personally offended bc no one could ever be as hot as Cameron Diaz in this movie.

    What kind of movie magic is that.