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  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid



  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    you have bewitched me, body and soul.

    i am simply falling head over heels at every 19th-century england piece there is, from bridgerton to this simply marvelous, wonderful film. if i could describe this film, it would be the flapping of cream coloured cloths drying in the early morning, dew at the precipice on its own brightly coloured leaf, the titillating flap of a dress at one of many dances, a hushed whisper of the quiet promise of boundless, poetic love. 

    and i love, i love, i love you.

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  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes


    three and a half stars dedicated to the world cup credits scene alone

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    Marriage Story is definitely one of the best movies of 2019. The raw emotion in its scenes drove me to tears. Noah Baumbach did an incredible job in portraying divorce in a moving yet realistic manner. The rationalization for both sides felt real and reasonable, Nicole and Charlie were just flawed people with mostly good intentions. And yet, divorce can break even them, and show their ugly sides.

    The ending of the movie left a bittersweet tang in my mouth.…