Unqualified loser with terrible taste
On behalf of my 13 year old self: our expectations were low but holy fuck.
Why? Why would I force myself to sit through the entirety of what could very well be the most pathetic excuse for a movie ever thrown together? Further, why would I even take the time to write this review?
I grew up reading all the young adult classics, such as Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and a particular favorite of mine was the Artemis Fowl series.…