Benji

Unqualified loser with terrible taste

Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • Thief
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Wings of Desire

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  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★½

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★★

  • To Have and Have Not

    ★★★★

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  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★★

    You don't have to pretend you understand this film, you just have to forget that you don't.

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  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★½

    Big fan of the little naked smurf dudes. Also women with guns. Also this movie.

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★½

    RuPaul you're not fooling anyone

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  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    ½

    On behalf of my 13 year old self: our expectations were low but holy fuck.

    Why? Why would I force myself to sit through the entirety of what could very well be the most pathetic excuse for a movie ever thrown together? Further, why would I even take the time to write this review?

    I grew up reading all the young adult classics, such as Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and a particular favorite of mine was the Artemis Fowl series.…

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood < Lee Pace as Greg

    Serious question: why was the outtake of Rachel Sennot describing her body dysmorphia not in the movie??? Oh my god I CACKLED.