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  • Conan the Barbarian
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  • Only God Forgives
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  • The Guardian

    ★★★

  • Heavenly Vessel

    ★★★★★

  • Nightmares Come at Night

    ★★★★★

  • Written on the Wind

    ★★★★★

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  • The Guardian

    The Guardian

    ★★★

    mammon vs. yggdrasil, the future of anxious yuppies eaten by their seemingly happy servants who actually serve hungry pagan gods. feels more like a highlight reel than a real movie, everything sketched out in super-broad terms and incredible hard cuts, all of it lit like manhunter's folk horror cousin. more than fine for a casual watch because of all the sick dismemberment and the gonzo-mode third act, but sleepy hollow does the evil demon-tree thing a lot better imo. my tepid reaction to friedkin's work unfortunately continues (RIP though).

  • Heavenly Vessel

    Heavenly Vessel

    ★★★★★

    sometimes you gotta transcend the pale boundaries of the flesh and embrace the horrible divine beauty which lies just at the threshold of your tenebrous existence.

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    venom LITERALLY said gay rights!!!

    they gave every single worst line in the script to michelle williams and she carried that shit like a champ. robert richardson photographed the crap out of this as well when he definitely didn't need to. absolutely dumb as hell, i loved every second of it. reminds you that capeshit doesn't have to be totally irredeemable self-important garbage; there's hope for cinema yet! give me a hundred more screwball comedies with big stupid queer slime creatures!!!

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    a film has to be more than just neon lights attached to your spotify playlist