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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★

    Hear me out!

    Charles Brand’s Parasite was released in 1982, 37 years before Bong Joon-ho’s Parasite. In 2006 Charles Brand directed Evil Bong, just a year before Bong Joon-ho’s breakthrough film The Host. Evil Bong had 6 sequels, also the number of films Bong Joon-ho directed after The Host.

    Coincidence? You be the judge.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    Brokeback island.

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  • Angel

    Angel

    ★★★½

    Underage prostitution, transvestites, killer Krishnas, dead hookers and necrophilia in 80’s Sunset Strip. Just a regular day for Mötley Crüe.

  • Cyberscape: A Computer Animation Vision

    Cyberscape: A Computer Animation Vision

    ★★★

    Proto-vaporwave CGI melange that feels like doing molly in a weird PS1 game.

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  • Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    You know you have a stinker in your hands when you have to rely on cameos to keep things going. Also, skinny and silent? Pick one, Bob.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★

    Pro-choice giallo-infused proto-slasher and my new voice for answering telemarketers.