• Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    ★★★½

    Aubrey Plaza hanging out of the window and shooting her little gun in slow motion is why cinema is the truest form of art. Guy Ritchie seemingly makes movies just for me.

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

    Only reaffirming my belief that Guardians is simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever happen to the MCU. We get it, you wanna be zany and wacky and weird. Rein it in every now and then for the love of god. On a positive note, Jonathan Majors does make a great case for Kang as the next MCU big bad and I am pretty bought in as far as wanting to see more. Almost none of that potential really…

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★½

    Tough time for the Keri Russell fan club

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    ★★★★

    Mr. Drago, tear down that wall!

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★

    I liked it but I’m also pretty convinced that it’s terrible

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

    This is almost Fast & Furious levels of ridiculous, but I think the story is a little bit stronger than the last installment and the action scenes are still completely breathtaking. There really is potential for them to keep this franchise alive for a long, long time.

  • Rocky III

    Rocky III

    ★★★★

    Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers frolicking together in the ocean is peak Reagan America

  • Rocky II

    Rocky II

    ★★★★½

    You can feel the 80s spirit really starting to take shape here

  • The Locksmith

    The Locksmith

    ★★★

    Dirty movies done dirt cheap

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★½

    We can only hope that every generation of Cronenberg continues to be this maniacal. Really only works because everyone is in full commitment to the bit and the SkarsGoth chemistry rules.

  • Greenland

    Greenland

    ★★★½

    You pretty much know what you’re getting into here and I think it mostly delivers the disaster movie goodness in spades. The last 5 minutes is almost unforgivable considering the fantastic ending this could’ve had, but this isn’t the movie where I’m going to let that upset me too much.

  • Sick

    Sick

    ★★★

    Great watch if you want to become increasingly distrustful of women