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  • Jaws
  • War and Peace
  • Final Destination 5
  • Autumn Sonata

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  • The Whale

    The Whale

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    I've been overweight my entire life. As early as I can remember, (somewhere during my time in early elementary school) I can recall being mocked at or used as the butt of a joke. I've never really experienced a day in my life where I haven't been gawked at. I've always received dirty looks. It never really effected me, emotionally, (because I simply did not have the mental capacity to understand what was happening at the time) until high school.…

  • The Day After Tomorrow

    The Day After Tomorrow

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    "To mankind!"

    I don't think I'm the same "pretentious asshole" I was at the start of college. The one that claimed that this movie, "stunk" or was "poorly made", for the fear of looking embarrassing and not fitting-in with what everybody else was saying at the time. Maybe I still am a pretentious asshole, and I'm just too-stupid or ignorant to realize it. But I can't hide behind a thin veil and claim that this movie "sucks". Are there more…

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  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos

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    "Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"

    A miracle that this exists. Reading John Waters' Shock Value opened my eyes so much more to the process behind this. Can't help but love it. It's always a hoot when Jesus shows up, too.

    God Bless John Waters.

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

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    "Man with hooks?"

    DUMB! OVERRATED! I'M DRUNK! An ending for the ages. Still a film I'm glad exists.

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Make this R rated and make the minions say "fuck".

  • Taxi

    Taxi

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    Anyone who hates this movie can suck my toes.