conor lawler

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IM FROM WATERLOO! WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANGOUT!

Writer | Director

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Titane
  • The Matrix
  • Near Dark

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  • Malignant

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

  • Hercules

    ★★★★½

  • Pacific Rim

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  • King of New York

    King of New York

    ★★★★★

    A mad dash for absolution in an abyss where even children go to hell. Blood is vibrant red, Black is beautiful and night is stuck in Blue, that late time when the moon starts to drown the sun yet neither shine in the sky.

    This is my first venture into Ferrera and he’s so, so disappointed. He’s angry that evil has turned everything backwards, upside down, and around again. And he’s even angrier that the Business of evil works better than…

  • Deep Cover

    Deep Cover

    ★★★★★

    “You know the jungle creed
    that the strongest breed
    will feed on whatever it can?
    I was branded beast at every feast
    before I became a man.” 

    - John Hull

    “Where junkies growl, where tigers prowl
     and search for that much needed blow.
    Where winos cringe on a canned heat binge
    and find their grave in the snow”

    - Russell Stevens

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    As if M. Night made a Stephen King adaption that you’d wake up to in a cold sweat on late night cable. And sometimes it’s in the tone of an episode of Scooby Doo. What more could you ask for?

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    “Back then everybody had their fill. Back then there was no reason to snap anyone.”

    “I don’t know how they’re not still making that movie and I don’t know how everyone involved isn’t dead.” - Steven Soderbergh

    Got to screen my favorite movie in a movie theater with an audience. All hail George, all hail V8.

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    “Religion and art 
      are parallel lines 
      which intersect only at infinity, 
      and meet in God.”
    -Gerardus van der Leeuw

    Thank you, Denis Villeneuve. I’ve seen your work, now let me dream on it.

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★½

    “I’m not up to date on my rear window ethics.”

    Forgot to log this yesterday but Grace Kelly is so horny and unsatisfied in this movie that even almost getting murdered turns her on so she keeps trying to almost get murdered. And Jimmy Stewart is so removed from what he thinks his masculine identity is he won’t even acknowledge the most perfect woman ever until she shares his obsession for finding the purpose in violence. If that ain’t Hitch I don’t know what is.