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  • Deathgasm
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The World's End
  • Anomalisa

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  • Drunk Bus

    ★★★½

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★½

  • Black Friday

    ★★★½

  • VFW

    ★★★★

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  • Drunk Bus

    Drunk Bus

    ★★★½

    I did not expect to be emotionally devastated by a character named Fuck You Bob

  • Black Friday

    Black Friday

    ★★★½

    So there's one thing you should know about me: I'm an aspiring writer. I have a lot of ideas, but most of them don't make it past that stage. One idea that was with me for a while however, was Black Friday.
    The idea was simple, why has no one done a Black Friday horror movie? So it went through stages. The first stage was a zombie comedy, then it was it about demons, finally it was a demonic time…

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    The scariest part of this is imagining Hollywood remaking the film and using CGI for Audrey II.
    EDIT: Why is this my most popular review
    Also I wrote this review when a remake was already announced so don't blame me. If I actually had any influence I'd be annoying New Zealand until they greenlit Deathgasm: Goremageddon

  • Airplane Mode

    Airplane Mode

    Without a doubt the worst movie of 2019. The cast ranges from ok to dreadful and the jokes are either screaming, swearing, or sex jokes. Avoid at all costs.