Movie and horror nerd. You may know me from Twitter as that one guy who won't shut up about Deathgasm and Knights of Badassdom.

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  • A Muppet Family Christmas

    A Muppet Family Christmas


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched in a discord call and I really liked it. It was funny, heartwarming, and I liked how they blended all of Henson's shows. All in all a perfect way to get into the christmas season.
    That said, there's one thing I need to address, hence the spoiler tag.
    At the end of the special Kermit gives Miss Piggy an anthropomorphic female mink as a present, and the mink says something along the lines of loving Miss Piggy. That means Kermit pretty much gave Miss Piggy a prostitute as a Christmas present.
    So yeah it was good.

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story


    Watched in a Discord call. Still holds up

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo


    Controversies aside this was a total blast with great performances from Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving. I recommend it.

  • Airplane Mode

    Airplane Mode


    Without a doubt the worst movie of 2019. The cast ranges from ok to dreadful and the jokes are either screaming, swearing, or sex jokes. Avoid at all costs.