“If Morgan likes it, it probably sucks.”
Have you ever been watching Marley & Me and thought “man I wish this was shockingly pro Iraq war”? If so, I have a remarkably less charming movie for you!
This movie is bad, I knew it was going to be, but I couldn’t have imagined the level of which it was. I don’t want to run through a whole synopsis so I guess I’ll do point form as usual:
- Channing Tatum on many occasions speaks jovially about “murdering” people…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Man, what a hunk of shit this is.
I hadn’t seen this movie since it was out in theatres, and it was one of the few things from 2017-2019 that I actually had rated on Letterboxd. I was absolutely sure that a half star was being dramatic, and I was certain when the opening took place, because it’s really cool. Then the rest of this movie happens. Truly the only stuff I remembered from this movie was that Mystique looked…