Morgan Jadischke

“If Morgan likes it, it probably sucks.”

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Django Unchained
  • Step Up 3D
  • Fast Five

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  • Dark Phoenix

    ½

  • Easy A

    ★★★★★

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★★½

  • Constantine

    ★★★½

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is really good

  • Dog

    Dog

    Have you ever been watching Marley & Me and thought “man I wish this was shockingly pro Iraq war”? If so, I have a remarkably less charming movie for you!

    This movie is bad, I knew it was going to be, but I couldn’t have imagined the level of which it was. I don’t want to run through a whole synopsis so I guess I’ll do point form as usual:

    - Channing Tatum on many occasions speaks jovially about “murdering” people…

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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Man, what a hunk of shit this is.

    I hadn’t seen this movie since it was out in theatres, and it was one of the few things from 2017-2019 that I actually had rated on Letterboxd. I was absolutely sure that a half star was being dramatic, and I was certain when the opening took place, because it’s really cool. Then the rest of this movie happens. Truly the only stuff I remembered from this movie was that Mystique looked…

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★★

    Constant narration is a pacing nightmare, and there are some cringe bits, but overall this movie rocks.

    Perfect cast, super funny throughout, I love creative remakes or adaptations.

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  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★½

    Appreciated this more on the second round, I still think a lot of fat could be trimmed.

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I definitely need to marinate on this more, can’t help but feel like the ending meanders around for longer than it should. Great movie otherwise though.