Fight Club

Fight Club ★★★★½

Part of my personal December 2015 Challenge

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

There. Now that I got that out of the way, can I review it? Good, because I will anyway.

Listen up, maggots. Your "creative" ideas of choosing not to review this movie are not special. They are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. And you? You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Fuck off with trying to make an outstanding review for this movie. Stop trying to put it into words. I say never try to make it complete, I say stop trying to be perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's the problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about this movie, and especially about Fight Club.

So quit stalling, quit wasting your time reading this crap and start living. Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

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