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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
It felt like the end, and not just the end for The Guardians of the Galaxy but for Marvel. I know there’s at least a hundred new movies on Marvel’s lineup and a thousand new Disney Plus shows coming, but I just can’t see myself getting into the new age of Marvel. I can guarantee I won’t be seeing “The Marvels” and I doubt they could ever top this so it seems like a good time to get off the…
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Freddy Got Fingered 2001
You either get it or you don’t.
I love this movie. Can’t believe a boardroom of guys in suits gave this crazy man they didn’t understand a shit load of money and they got a movie where Tom Greene jerks off an elephant and swings a baby over his head by the umbilical cord. Daddy would you like some sausage!
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Joe Dirt 2001
Back in the day when I lived in an animal house with 4 roommates, one of my roommates would play Joe Dirt everyday to piss off one of my other roommates he hated. Everyday for an entire semester we would come home from class and my friend would be sitting on the couch watching Joe Dirt, drinking warm Budweiser, and laughing hysterically like it was the first time he’d seen it. It infuriated my buddy. Eventually my buddy got so…
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Knives Out 2019
Knives Out was a highly entertaining murder mystery film that I enjoyed every second of. This was an outstanding well written movie by Rian Johnson which I can’t believe I’m saying after that piece of shit Star Wars movie.
This movie features a classically great ensemble cast filled with interesting characters. Don Johnson had another amazing racist performance, I really enjoyed Captain America, but the highlight for me was that awesome Kentucky fried accent from Daniel Craig. I could listen…
