mandy has written 27 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Project Power

    Project Power

    ★★½

    joseph gordon-levitt this is for you

  • Underwater

    Underwater

    ★★½

    buzzcut platinum blonde kristen stewart could t*p me

  • Eli

    Eli

    ★★½

    hail eli!

  • The Final Terror

    The Final Terror

    ★★½

    why do people keep going into the woods WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

  • The House on Sorority Row

    The House on Sorority Row

    ★★½

    yeah let's shoot our house mother, hide her body in the pool and then throw a party haha... you know #justsororitythings

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★½

    moral of the story: never go into the woods

  • 30 Minutes or Less

    30 Minutes or Less

    ★★½

    if baby driver 2 doesn't have jesse eisenberg driving like he did in this film.... i don't want it

  • Men in Black: International

    Men in Black: International

    ★★½

    this is really just a thor and valkyrie modern scifi au movie in disguise, you can't change my mind

  • Two Weeks Notice

    Two Weeks Notice

    ★★½

    two remarkable scenes that made me want to die for hugh grant:

    • when he let sandra bullock blow her nose on a hanky he was holding (bringing so much fluff into my heart).

    • the one where he takes all the beets from sandra's lunch and misses one, and she just gestures at it declaring "beet" until he grabs it.

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night

    ★★½

    "god?... no god."

    lots of gore and vampires communicating through growls and non sensical throaty screams for 113 minutes straight.

  • Shut In

    Shut In

    ★★½

    charlie heaton: *acts psychotic and carries a hammer for twenty minutes straight*

    me: hahaha that's hot

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    ★★½

    pippin is the only true survivor that matters