mandy has written 38 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Urban Legend

    Urban Legend

    ★★★

    i already know what to do if therapy doesn't work. thank you miss brenda bates❤

  • The New Romantic

    The New Romantic

    ★★★

    it's brett dier's character asking if nora ephron was zac efron's mom for me

  • A Bigger Splash

    A Bigger Splash

    ★★★

    *blows kiss to the sky* for tilda swinton and dakota johnson

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct

    ★★★

    gone girl but for horny people

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    ★★★

    can someone get lars von trier some therapy PLEASE

  • Tenebre

    Tenebre

    ★★★

    as someone who watches a lot of investigation films and true crime documentaries i have to say the police work made me want to punch everyone in the face❤

  • Red Dragon

    Red Dragon

    ★★★

    after watching silence of the lambs (1991) and hannibal (2013) nothing else feels good enough. still a pretty solid film tho.

  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    ★★★

    there's so much sexual tension between elisha cuthbert and chad michael murray and that's fine... but they're literally playing SIBLINGS hakshsk it's like life with derek all over again

  • The King

    The King

    ★★★

    robert pattinson saying "giant balls with a tiny cock" in an awful french accent is something that can be so personal

  • My Bloody Valentine

    My Bloody Valentine

    ★★★

    3 stars for neil affleck screaming "it's harry warden! he's here! everyone get the fuck out! go go go!"

  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil

    ★★★

    it's i wish greta gerwig was my wife o'clock

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★

    "eat shit and die, ricky!"
    "eat shit and live, bill!"

    i certainly DIDN'T see that plot twist coming. everything felt so predictable until... well... it wasn't anymore.