mandy has written 38 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Urban Legend

    Urban Legend


    i already know what to do if therapy doesn't work. thank you miss brenda bates❤

  • The New Romantic

    The New Romantic


    it's brett dier's character asking if nora ephron was zac efron's mom for me

  • A Bigger Splash

    A Bigger Splash


    *blows kiss to the sky* for tilda swinton and dakota johnson

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct


    gone girl but for horny people

  • Antichrist



    can someone get lars von trier some therapy PLEASE

  • Tenebre



    as someone who watches a lot of investigation films and true crime documentaries i have to say the police work made me want to punch everyone in the face❤

  • Red Dragon

    Red Dragon


    after watching silence of the lambs (1991) and hannibal (2013) nothing else feels good enough. still a pretty solid film tho.

  • House of Wax

    House of Wax


    there's so much sexual tension between elisha cuthbert and chad michael murray and that's fine... but they're literally playing SIBLINGS hakshsk it's like life with derek all over again

  • The King

    The King


    robert pattinson saying "giant balls with a tiny cock" in an awful french accent is something that can be so personal

  • My Bloody Valentine

    My Bloody Valentine


    3 stars for neil affleck screaming "it's harry warden! he's here! everyone get the fuck out! go go go!"

  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil


    it's i wish greta gerwig was my wife o'clock

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp


    "eat shit and die, ricky!"
    "eat shit and live, bill!"

    i certainly DIDN'T see that plot twist coming. everything felt so predictable until... well... it wasn't anymore.