“The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!”
Gen X warning us that being raised on television fucked them up, and that the internet is coming, and it’s gonna be worse.
Annes Hathaways “hmm these stories don’t add up”
Patric Wilson “you’re gorgeous”
*Repeat*
Sad to report that a movie where Lohan is a vampire First Lady to the werewolf president of Europe who hires a werewolf private detective is somehow terrible.
It has the production values of a Kroll Show parody of a Lohan movie where she plays a vampire First Lady to the werewolf president of Europe who hires a werewolf private detective.
