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The Suicide Squad 2021
What was Milton gonna do?
He was helping us!
Who’s Milton?
What?!
I don’t remember any Milton.
Fuck! He has been with us the whole time!
Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?
Yes!
I don’t think so. I think I would’ve noticed if a guy named Milton’s been with us. It’s not a very common name. I don’t think I’ve ever even met Milton.
Are you messing around right now? He was a really nice guy, and he sacrificed himself to help us. And now look at him. He’s dead.
Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton
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Skeleton of Horse 1881
What is there to say about this that hasn’t already been said.
Yes the horse is moving
Yes its a skeleton
Yes its jumping
Yes its 14 seconds
But in the 14 seconds the skeletal horse is jumping for; the audience gains such a profound understanding of this creature and its skeleton and why eadweard felt this needed to be shared with the world. I truly wish I could’ve experienced this when it was first released; To be alive at the same time as such a masterpiece would have been breathtaking. -
Lady Bird 2017
I’m just like Lady Bird except I’m not a girl, and I’m a virgin, and I don’t live in Sacramento, and I don’t have my license, and I don’t smoke, and I’ve never drank, and I don’t have a dad who loves me, and I have a cool house, and I never dated anyone that turned out to be gay, and I have a job, and I don’t have a movie made about me.
Every aspect of this movie is…
