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  • The Iron Giant

    ★★★★★

  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★★★

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  • The Iron Giant

    The Iron Giant

    ★★★★★

    It gets more relevant every year!!! 😃

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    What was Milton gonna do?

    He was helping us!

    Who’s Milton?

    What?!

    I don’t remember any Milton.

    Fuck! He has been with us the whole time!

    Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?

    Yes!

    I don’t think so. I think I would’ve noticed if a guy named Milton’s been with us. It’s not a very common name. I don’t think I’ve ever even met Milton.

    Are you messing around right now? He was a really nice guy, and he sacrificed himself to help us. And now look at him. He’s dead.

    Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton

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  • Skeleton of Horse

    Skeleton of Horse

    ★★★★★

    What is there to say about this that hasn’t already been said.


    Yes the horse is moving
    Yes its a skeleton
    Yes its jumping
    Yes its 14 seconds
    But in the 14 seconds the skeletal horse is jumping for; the audience gains such a profound understanding of this creature and its skeleton and why eadweard felt this needed to be shared with the world. I truly wish I could’ve experienced this when it was first released; To be alive at the same time as such a masterpiece would have been breathtaking.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    I’m just like Lady Bird except I’m not a girl, and I’m a virgin, and I don’t live in Sacramento, and I don’t have my license, and I don’t smoke, and I’ve never drank, and I don’t have a dad who loves me, and I have a cool house, and I never dated anyone that turned out to be gay, and I have a job, and I don’t have a movie made about me.

    Every aspect of this movie is…