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  • The Thing
  • Alien
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Rosemary's Baby

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  • The Death of David Cronenberg

    ★★★

  • The Amityville Horror

    ★★★

  • Shin Godzilla

    ★★★★½

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★½

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  • The Death of David Cronenberg

    The Death of David Cronenberg

    ★★★

    like my status if you thought he was gonna open-mouth kiss his dead self on the lips because i sure did

  • The Amityville Horror

    The Amityville Horror

    ★★★

    pros:
    + james brolin truly looking like a snack throughout
    + the dog was safe
    + very cozy autumn vibes
    + thermal + flannel = a power combo in fashion tbh
    + seemed a little like the exorcist lite (i haven't seen the exorcist)

    cons:
    + did not need to be two hours
    + it just kind of... ENDED? lot of loose ends there (goo pit, is the daughter cursed, etc)
    + why why why was margot kidder doing almost…

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  • Shin Godzilla

    Shin Godzilla

    ★★★★½

    A nation thrown into a (unexpected? predicted?) crisis with urgent and immediate danger -- a government frozen, with seconds ticking away as the threat grows and mutates.

    Sweet Hideaki Anno crafted this kaiju movie as a response to Japan's reaction to the Fukushima disaster, but watching this in 2021 brings to mind another botched disaster. While in the US, our leaders fought and lied and downplayed and bragged their way through coronavirus, but the bureaucracy and red tape that this…

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    Yeah, okay!!

    This is just dumb fun, and I truly appreciate that. Malignant takes you on a dreamy, nasty trip through a fully-funded b-horror movie with Y2K inspired music cues, buckets of blood and a mystery that unfurls into the unexpected. Unexpected both plot wise and in the current horror climate. Elevated it is not, but don’t we all crave the shitty gooey stuff? Being a horror fan is being able to enjoy a fancy steak dinner with imported wine…